Alts-heimer's

The loss of an item due to being unable to remember which character it was stored on.

Billy was going to give me his Magical staff of fire last night but he got a stroke of Alts-heimer's and can't remember where it is.

by Acidictadpole March 6, 2009

Hiberhating

Hiberhation or hiberhating is a state of inactivity of hating, characterized by, pretending to have your back, being happy for you, and other forms of flakiness. People tend to conserve their energy, especially during your hardest times when money is short and your luck seems to run out. Once things start going well for you, of course the hating beings and they will try to sabotage everything you are standing for.

I thought she was my friend, but she was hiberhating me.

by The 1st Lady of BlaqBlok June 9, 2009

Hieropunk

An alternate view of the future, from the perspective of the ancient Egyptians. See also steampunk and dieselpunk.

The television show Stargate could be considered to be hieropunk.

by Augurnz July 5, 2011

hierarchy of news

A phrase that can be used when, after a lengthy conversation, someone mentions an important piece of personal news. The phrase—often shouted—implies that the speaker should have mentioned the important news much earlier in the conversation.

::30 minutes into conversation::
Person A: ..(conclusion of long, boring, work story)...oh yeah and my car was stolen.
Person B: Wait, what? Hierarchy of news!

by NikkiP. July 7, 2011

hibermating

When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.

Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.

by L-J Jackson December 6, 2013

hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext".
An act involving someone who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl that they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

by anonymous July 25, 2017

hibernophobic

A person who is unfairly prejudiced against Ireland and Irish people, and indulging in false stereotypes.

-Dude, why did you say the computer is working like a paddy.
- Because I’m hibernophobic!

by Hugh Wards October 23, 2017