Heterocredible

Convincingly straight. Quality that renders an ambiguous item clearly "not gay."

"I just think a button-down is a little more heterocredible than that tanktop."

"The role is a romantic lead; I don't know if that actor is really heterocredible."

"I have to figure out some heterocredible way to package the barware I bought my groomsmen."

by Bensma August 1, 2008

heterofagdyke

Someone whom is partially a straight woman, straight man, gay man and lesbian.

I like beer, whiskey, kittens, Cher, boys, girls, dick, pussy and tits. I am a heterofagdyke.

by TrailCycleGirl September 22, 2011

hetero flamboyant

A heterosexual man or woman who is easily and/or often mistaken for a homosexual due to presenting themselves or their personality in a way often associated with homosexuals.

Man 1: Why does everyone think that I’m gay? I have a wife!

Man 2: Because, you’re Hetero Flamboyant!

by Hildoggo October 15, 2018

Spicy Heater

The use of gasses, specifically those from the rectum to warm up a car on a cold night. The effect leaves a burning sensation in the nostrils and is in other words, "spicy".

Hommes? You just turned on the spicy heater. Man that shit smeels like Aunt Ruth's turkey.

by Poppy Steps December 1, 2006

Hedster

One who is heady. That possesses the traits of excellence. Combination of all groups in to one being. Gamer scenester hipster bogger sneaker head artkid punk rebel ect. ect. They tend to know what you are going to say before you say it. And hate you for it. Hedsters listen to genres of music you have never heard. Hedsters are highly sarcastic and are often gifted with abilities associated with ESP.

Chino Amobi is so hedster.

by Zirchi February 20, 2009

Heater pad

a small safe for your handgun

A pad (think apartment or safe) for your heater (Handgun)

what are you going to do now that you have a baby

I will just get a heater pad

by E-Mag June 29, 2010

Hetero-head

see Brodehead

Hetero-head
see brodehead

by Brodehead August 29, 2010