hebes

A person who's parents refer to them by their last name and/or a variation of said name. This person also accepts his or her parents' religious and political beliefs without question. He or she may also persecute crowemosexual individuals, thus making him or her a bigotch as well.

EXAMPLE 1

Evan: Look at him. He's such a crowemosexual.

Jamison: Your powers of observation are mesmerizing, hebes.

EXAMPLE 2

Mother: C'mon Hebert. We're late to the Republican National Convention.

Son: Ok mom, but can we also attend the Conservative Political Action Conference?

Mother: What's the magic word?

Son: Pleeeeaaaase.

Mother: Alright, but we'll have to go to church first.

Entire Hebert Family: Amen!

by crowemosexual May 24, 2009

Hebrew

Language spoken by Hebrewans

Jesus, King of the Hebrewans, spoke Hebrew

by Language spoken by Hebrewans January 2, 2015

hebrew

the language of the kiwis. (heeeey-brew) just like they say fish 'n' chips funny they say hey bro funny. gotta love 'em!

"Oh hebrew, you wanna get some fish 'n' chaps?"

"Hellz yeah :)"

by >-}=P July 26, 2009

hebreezy

A male breezy or airhead, a dumb ass dude, an ignorant male.

He is not hot enough to be such a hebreezy.

by xylena June 22, 2006

hebrew hammer

One of jewish descent that thinks they are swinging heavy lumber but in reality it's only a twig.Someone that over charges retail customers in a store and takes full advantage of they. after doing so gives out the emeril scream of BAM!!!!

the hebrew hammer just over charged that dope $40.00...BAM!!!!!

by Buck Burrmeister September 19, 2006

Hebejebes

a word used when it's sliently aquward.

.....
"hebejebes"

"what?"

by melvslife January 23, 2009

Hebrew

(from 'Hebrew split'): a quantity of marijuana too small to request from a dealer, typically 1.75g, or half the minimum sale amount of a given retailer. A Hebrew split is usually obtained by pooling funds between 2 people, and splitting the purchase.

Anyone down to get a Hebrew with me on Friday?

by Necron512 December 11, 2009