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heaven

Is it a place, or is it a state of being? Heaven is perfect. Well, it is where there is no time, because time is simply ongoing change. How can something perfect change? It is everlasting happiness.
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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7 minutes in heaven

An american kissing game,,, where you sit in a circle and spin the bottle. The two people in lands on, go out of the room, into a room alone. And spend seven minutes together,, mostly to do sexual things. But most common is just kissing. They then go back into the room, never to disclose what went on. The game proceeds with another couple. Game best for teenage parties
'We were playing 7 minutes in heaven at Alice's party'
'Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome, i pulled Steve AND Frank" XD
by Cozziee June 21, 2011
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heaven spot

The act of writing a grafitti tag in a highly visible public place.
by MaestroT May 27, 2007
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heaven

1. The current place where Jesus has his thrown, next to God the Father. According to Christianity, the place of everlasting peace and joy with Jesus as a reward for our faith and repentance. Jesus called it “paradise” while on the cross. Jesus dwelt there with God the Father before coming to the earth and returned after completing his earthly ministry. The Bible calls the heaven of the future the New Jerusalem that will be on planet Earth for Jesus and his followers. It will be a city of 1,500 cubic miles composed of streets of gold, a sea of glass, mansions, numerous fruit trees, Christ’s throne and overhwhelming joy and fellowship with Christ. The foundations and walls of the city will be composed of numerous gems. The scriptures say that Christ’s followers will be able to go back and forth from the New Jerusalem to the Earth. We,as mortal human beings, cannot fathom its beauty. Only God the Father and Jesus know what it will look like.

2. my honeymoon
After his resurrection, Jesus spoke of our reward in heaven when he said "I go to prepare a place for you. When I come again I will receive you unto myself, that where I am, there you will be also.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 2, 2008
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Heavenly Virtues

n.

These are known as the polar opposites of the known Seven Deadly Sins. Though not truly known or accepted, they make alot of sense in accord to the sins they oppose:

1. Humility - virtue against Pride. The abundance of silence and accepting ridicule while mastering personal preserverance.
2. Love - virtue against Envy. Inhuman desire to seek the goodness of others for their sake.
3. Kindness - virtue against Wrath. Opening the heart to others with patience, compassion and peace.
4. Zeal - virtue against Sloth. Uncalmly call to action and command, if ordained by God otherwise by personal preserverance.
5. Generosity - virtue against Avaraice/Greed. Similar to Kindness, it is the willingness to accept others by means of letting them acquire credit or praise. Otherwise known as charity.
6. Faith and Temperance - virtue against Gluttony. Accepting the natural limits within a natural balance, it is the human boundaries of stress bound and found.
7. Self Control/Abstinence - virtue against Lust. Prevention of the soul from suffocation. Restraint from the eagerness of pleasure and continued use or consumption of desires.
Humility: I'll admit it. I liked the Carebears... alot.
Love: No! It's not true! He can't be gay!
Kindness: San Francisco! Lend me your rainbow flags!
Zeal: WE ARE GAY!!!
Generosity: ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO YOU!!!
Faith and Temperance: That's enough! ENOUGH! There's BLOOD already!
Self Control/Abstinence - Alright fine you win, but next time...
by Aardcore April 1, 2005
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Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.
after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!
by TheMocker November 1, 2005
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Heaven

a sexy, magnificiant brunette ready to enjoy your hugs.oh and, shes sexy.
by LALALALALALALALALLALALAL July 27, 2011
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