jahli headley

jahli headley is the coolest and most smartest person ever

“yo do u know jahli headley?”
“oh do u mean the most coolest smartest person ever?”

by mama baka 😒🥺🤔 January 20, 2022

Roblox Headless

If you bought Roblox Headless, you either are a 13 Year old brat, or a 8 year old brat on his ipad or laptop, sweating in roblox Da Hood, or E-dating, Neither way, if you bought this. You wasted 31,000 Robux, or in real life money, 387.12$
Please don't buy headless, go buy some dominoes pizzas with it instead, or go get some expensive dinner at some restaurant. Or go spend it on getting some lays potato chips.

guywhogetsnofemales-"I bought Roblox Headless!"

System error, you attracted no females lmao no one cares if you got headless you wasted almost 400$ bro

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

moose in headlights

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

by Jose Sten April 19, 2017

Kicking the headlights

Going out on a massive rager (ideally margarita or tequila fuelled) and leading to a complete refusal to go home when you are almost dead

Alright lads, are we kicking the headlights tonight?

by San juambo #5 July 4, 2019

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

Tape On Headlights

The action of sucking skin making the blood just under the skin rise, also known as a hickey, performed on a woman’s breast.

Ben: Hey Mitch! I just put tape on headlights!
Sean: yeeeeaaaahhh boiii
Scott: well done sir!
Mitch: let’s fucking go bro

by Lil Sco May 31, 2022