Have a night

When you're saying goodbye to someone who is hurting at night and you don't wanna say the same old "goodnight". You want them to know it's okay not to be good/happy all the time.

"Don't have a good night or a bad night, just have a night"

by Random_ness_ May 1, 2017

have a duck

To get mad

I better finish that homework, or else my parents will have a duck.

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome April 25, 2012

to have a cow

an alteration of the term ' to have kittens' to strongly overreact to a situation.

I scratched my Dad's car and he had a cow -now I am not allowed to borrow it for a year!

by Intensity January 9, 2005

have sex

The cradle of civilization. Y'all wouldn't be reading this if it weren't for this. In fact, most of you sick little monkeys are actually doing it as you are reading this. If you're lucky, it'll be with a member of the opposite gender.

Bangin', humpin', motion in the ocean, feeding your dog a biscuit, stuffing the ol turkey, driving through the tunnell, inserting the probe, vaginal spelunking, breaking cherries, bumping uglies, etc.

by Ocafi January 8, 2005

having the duck.

Having sex in a strange, easy to get caught place, that makes your friends jealous.

ie: On a fire truck or ambulance.

Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."

Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005

having a baby

pushing out a big turd

oh, no i'm a having a baby because i don't eat fiber

by Evil Tim September 15, 2003

Having a time

Having difficulty at any given time with ones current situation.

Bro1: you look depressed, dude.
Bro2: yaaa, my gf just dumped me. I’m having a time rn

by Pienapple May 16, 2019