slippery shower handle

When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling

Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle

by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017

too swag to handle

The best, most amazing, hot, sexy, incredible, badass person to ever exist. They are smart, good looking (both on the inside and on the outside), funny, impressive, talented and a lil crazy. Everyone wants to be them or be with them. They give off chad and multi millionaire boss vibes.

You follow too swag to handle on ig? Can we be friends?

Watch out what you say to them! They are too swag to be lied to!

by cockroach7247 March 5, 2022

geek handles

The part of a glasses frame that bends down to secure the glasses around the ear.

Morpheus' sunglasses in The Matrix are notable not only because they lack geek handles, but because they lack frames altogether.

by arthurdenture January 27, 2004

Love Handles

The areas of extra fat that hang or slightly bulge from the sides, and are also the little rolls on the lower back. Both men and women can have these.
Love handles vary in size, to small, cute, and curvaceous; all the way to massive, obese, and covered with stretchmarks (Not Good)
Women SHOULD have love handles. If they don't have small ones on their lower back (back rolls), then they are way too skinny. This is how I like my girls too. I LOVE those extra curves and places to hold that feel soft in my hands, OH YEAH

That girl's love handles are so cute....Damn look at those curves!

by Ryan August 13, 2004

handle

A 1.75 litre bottle of alcohol, which is approximately half a gallon. Usually bottles this size have a handle for easy carrying, hence the name.

Get two handles of whiskey, a handle of vodka, and some mixers and we should be good to go.

by AnonymousKain December 28, 2005

Poon Handler

Neil Patrick Harris or one who handles the poon.

Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.

Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!

by aquamongoose December 2, 2009

Sex Handles

Large enough hip bones for one to use as a steering wheel during sex.

Maggie has awesome sex handles.

by Videovamp February 23, 2008