Homework

Something you should probably be doing right now.

MOM: do your homework and stop looking on Urban Dictionary!!

by Boyyyyyyyyyy November 14, 2016

homework

A slimy piece of shit the teacher scoops out of their ass, and then throws it to the class.
The homework will expect you to do tons of shit that won't even do anything to benefit you.

Friend: Wanna hang out later?
Me: No, I have this fucking slimy shit they call "homework."

by disgusting_toenail_clippings November 25, 2016

Homework

What I am supposed to be doing right now

Mom "Did you do your homework"
Me " After my phone died"

by R.guetz03 December 5, 2016

homework

A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.

Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.

by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017

Homework

A cruel and unusual punishment for doing what ur supposed to do and sitting on yo ass for 6 hours while u listen to old people talk until u die of boredom

For example, im supposed to do my homework but im too f**king lazy to care so im doing this instead of homework

by Lazy_fuck February 22, 2017

Homework

A thing invented to waste time reviewing what a teacher said.
Can be done in either paper or a notebook.

I have to do my geography and math homework. At least I already did my science, spanish, health, and literature homework!

by Twight0931 April 6, 2017

Homework

Pieces of paper that teachers give you because for some reason, regular school work

HOMEWORK. EQUALS. DEATH.

by lego adam April 16, 2017