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ponytail holder

The gentlemanly act of using your hand to hold up your lady's hair while she is performing fellatio.
Since her hair kept falling in her face, he gave her a ponytail holder so she could finish the job.
by Dollars for Dino May 16, 2021
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two-holer

An outhouse that has two seats (holes), allowing two people to move their bowels at the same time. Common in the days before indoor plumbing when toilet paper was either corn cobs or pages from the Sears catalog.
Sorry Jethro, I can't help you shoe your horse this weekend. The old lady wants me to clean out the two-holer.
by Freddy Ferno September 2, 2009
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hollar

(also spelled holler in some areas, especially Kentucky) A very old Southern USA term meaning "down the road a spell" or, more accurately, "down in the valley a ways." Used a couple of hundred years before anyone had ever heard of Gangsta or "white, pasty people misusing Gangsta words."
Step out on the porch and give a yell down the hollar to your brother.
by White-pasty-Danny February 4, 2007
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Thumb Holders

Thumb holders are another name for the back dimples on a chick because they serve as perfect thumb holders when plowing it doggy style.
Did you see Megan's thumb holders above her whale tail? I'd saddle up and ride.
by Jereth Cutestory June 24, 2010
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Holder

A Holder is the kind of guy that you should def go pick up whenever you hang out with friends. Total badass that makes you laugh constantly. He usually has the most winning smile and angelic eyes. Holds his liquor pretty well. Athletic as fuck. His body can seduce almost anyone. He can dance like a boss. Usually a Holder is caught with the most beautiful women. You either wanna be with him or be him.
"Bro lets hit the beach", "Yeah, Call Holder"

"See that guy over there? He's beyond sexy." "I know right? Totally a Holder."
by surftimeanytime October 4, 2012
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holder

Somebody who doesn't like to hear their poop hit the toilet water, so they wrap their hands in toilet paper and poop in their hand, avoiding the noise. Useful at parties, friends house, or crowded house.
Your hand smells, are you a holder?
by Crackatoe-a May 25, 2010
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