mad hatter disease

Old definition: madness induced by mercury fumes generated in factories that used this metal in hat fabrication.

Millenial definition: condition experienced by ambitious women who have to assume many roles in order to maintain diplomacy and harmony in a male dominated world.

The field of dentistry has confirmed the validity of this new definition by claiming that introduction of composite materials to replace amalgam restorations have shown no quantifiable impact on the behaviors of driven female practitioners.

My girlfriend has a mad hatter disease, Friday is always her second favorite F* word.

by Goldstar July 28, 2015

Top Hatting

When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!

What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!

by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011

Hattab

Hat-from the Arabic meaning TO BE OBSESSED, and tab- from the Arabic meaning CANDY. This describes a short timid Arabic who just loves to eat candy and loves to say "that's so fricken steez".

Mike-Where the fuck's all my Smarties?

Sam-I ate them all.

Mike-Your such a fricken Hattab, Sam.

by McPeePant69 May 9, 2010

Madd Hatter

The act of shitty on your partners face. followed up with cumming on it and then punching her in the face. after all this is done you sat you nuts on her head and yell, "Madd Hatter bitch!!" thus making your nuts the hat and your girl pissed.

Luke: i totes gave Grant a Madd Hatter last week!

Lucifer: man i wish you'd give me one of those sometime!

by bill trip esher nigger September 26, 2010

Hatty

An abbreviation to the world Hatfield, which is a delightful town located in Hertfordshire, England

Person 1: "Hey, Where do you live?"
Person 2: "Oh, I live in Hatty"

by I am SAXBY. March 13, 2011

hattothecone

A verbal placeholder for a cool thought which would otherwise be too difficult to verbalize in human words.

Hattothecone, Rich got a bone!!
Cost him a lot of money!!

by Gnomechard Hatter October 30, 2003

hattisfat

the crease between the end of the buttocks and the upper hamstring.

Maria is finally off her period but she still can't do anything because of that rash on her hattisfat.

by Dixon Jars December 7, 2011