garfiggly

all messed up, completely crazy

I downloaded a virus and my computer went all garfiggly.

by Stephany S February 14, 2009

Garfield

Munching on a Garfield(massive) sized amount of food after participating in the act of smoking marijuana.

I just went and Garfielded after that fat sesh.
Lets garfield after this bowl bro-hah.

by SETARIP23 November 22, 2011

Garfunkeler

1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.

2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.

"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"

"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

garft

A baby dick shorter 4 inches. May or may not have pubic hair. With the girth of a tuna can. Not to be confused with a mushroom dick.

Have sex before marriage, you don't want to be stuck with a garft.

by MamaJo22 August 24, 2018

Garfield

G O D

GAY BOI :WHO THE HELL IS GARFIELD

INTELLECTUAL : G O D

by Bigbadbully October 8, 2018

Garfield Gambit

Fucking a cat under the table while playing a risky move in chess

Someone noticed me playing the Garfield Gambit in the tournament

by The garf December 2, 2018

Garflungussed

A feeling of both upset and curiosity. Inspired by Garfield the cat, as that is what most people feel when looking at him.

That Garfield picture you have on the wall makes me feel really Garflungussed

by crocboydave January 1, 2019