guarana

Guarana is the most potent form of caffeine in the known universe. It actually contains guaranine, which is a form of caffeine. Guaranine is slow acting, but is more potent and more powerful. It is used in many energy drinks, such as the greatest,
Bawls

Guarana was used by Natives as a daily drink, which was made by grouding seeds and mixing it with water.
Guarana claims to be useful to enhance brain function. It is used with heavy exercise routines, to stay awake, and as a stimulant for physical and intellectual stress.
IT IS ALSO RUMORED TO BE AN APHRODISIAC.
Guarana is hard to find other than in pills (energy/weighloss) or in energy drinks.

The bottle of bawls did more to keep me awake than coffee.

by Nemitor May 15, 2005

guardian

A woman's chosen ally, usually a man, who goes out of his or her way to protect her from harm and comfort her in times of need. The guardian status is similar to that of a significant other, only without romantic action.

girl - "I don't just need a friend, I need a guardian"
guy - "dont worry, i will protect you always"

by Scenarity Ellenod April 28, 2008

Guard Dogs

1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.

2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.

"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"

"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"

"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"

by Phenomenal1 April 20, 2010

Praetorian Guard

The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.

1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"

2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"

1: "..."

by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011

Guadarrama

A mountain in Mexico, a Mexican name.

My name is Trindad Guadarrama and I want to go to college and Live for a better life.

by youngprince February 3, 2014

National Guard relationship

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.

"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"

by Copacetic October 1, 2012

Lucy Guadalupe

Some ratchet hoe that is jealous of EVERYONE and also rude as fuck. Never trust her or be friends with her because it will soon turn into a train wreck. She has a long-ass parrot nose that's also nosy as fuck (no pun intended) and she'll treat you like shit.

Girl 1: OMG, look who that is!

Girl 2: who. That's Lucy Guadalupe, that stupid hoe.

by Raquel Jones May 13, 2013