Ethan Griffiths

Ethan Griffiths means they have a long shlong

He’s got an Ethan Griffiths

by Large Cheese 420 January 9, 2020

Griffin

Griffins are creatures that grow hobo beards. You'll know you see a Griffin if they are stoned and have pubic hair on their chin. Griffin is a deceitful creature. They have a sharp sense of smell, which is devloped through years of body odor from not showering. A Griffin's eyes are peircing, like snake eyes. Some believe they can see through your soul. Recent studies have proven that Griffins only think they can see through your soul. If you find a Griffin, you shouldn't approach it. If it approaches you, don't make sudden movements. A Griffin is unathletic, skinny, and pale. You can usually outrun them if you run in zig-zags. Griffins dress very metro. They take pictures in front of Chino.

Todd: That guy is such a Griffin. No wonder his skin is translucent and he is all alone in EB games.

Bill: Don't say his name too loud or he'll become paranoid and self-conscience.

by Clay Topper October 21, 2009

lois griffin

The 40 year old wife of Peter Griffin from Family guy. She is a stay at home who also teaches piano lessons. she is often the target of death of the youngest member of the family Stewie Griffin. She aslo has two more children Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin.

for a 40 year old Lois Griffin has one fine ass body

by d'fo March 28, 2004

Peter Griffin

A complete moron, although through his hilarious antics and misadventures he has come to be one of the most popular characters on the television show "Family Guy". Very fat, he tends to make remarkably strange, but also funny decisions throughout the show.

That Peter Griffin really makes the show.

by Jack Kreuser August 18, 2011

griffinator

One who screams loudly and angeredly during masturbation, often frightening and scary

The Griffinator's mother was alarmed by the loud screams that could be heard eminating from the computer room.

by Mrs. Soloman December 14, 2008

Griffin Girl

A backstabbing, ungrateful, husband bashing, dick-licking, drama whore, lying, hateful, classless, gossiping piece of white trash, Okie strippin', acne scarred, pancake suckin', flat assed, psychotic, friendless, used up bitch.

1. That girl has got to be the biggest Griffin Girl I ever did see!

2. Did you hear that Linda went Griffin Girl and lost every friend she ever had?

3. Only trashy, friendless people want to risk a friendship with a Griffin Girl.

4. A person is known by the company they keep, so stay away from all Griffin Girls!

by Marney December 27, 2008

lando griffin

One who is rather fat and obnoxious usually from the East Coast and closely resembles Lando Griffin from "Family Guy"

Cory looks like Lando Griffin

by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005