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Grief crush

When you are aroused by the picture of a missing teenager on the news or a mother of two who never made it home from wherever, and discovered in a pipe weeks later.

The media churns out random pictures lifted from her facebook or myspace page and, because she is attractive you can't help wishing you could have fucked her when she was alive.

So you drop her into your wank bank.
"Hey, you seen that missing girl on the news? I beat off to the press confrence last night." I have a serious grief crush.

'My mate is a real sick guy. I asked him if he'd seen the newspaper story of the missing women they found beaten and mutilated?' He told me he had a grief crush he couldn't shake and wished, he'd found the body!'
by Beech slick November 4, 2009
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Griefer

An annoying little twat who thinks he's being funny by purposefully being counter-productive in a game just to piss everyone off. Basically a pseudo-troll. But what this pseudo-troll doesn't realize is everyone in the room has reported him ages ago. But, hey, how else is he going to vent his sexual frustration?
This guy is a griefer. Let's report him and be done with it.
by 69Butts February 21, 2015
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Greinked

When a pitcher gives up only one run the entire game yet earns the loss due to his team failing to score any runs at all.
Christ, our offense sucks. We couldn't even score one run? Our pitcher got Greinked out there tonight.
by RoyalsFan April 28, 2011
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grief jerky

My girlfriend dumped me so I am on a diet of grief jerky.
by fabulousone January 19, 2013
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grenfelled

a synonym to fire, a reference to the grenfell tower which was on fire on 14 june 2017
"Your house is going to be grenfelled"

"His house has been grenfelled"
by מִיכָאֵל November 24, 2020
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Greidyn

A Greidyn is tall and always has a midget emo eboy friend by his side. he gets number 1 victory Royales and only sometimes is a Simp.
Person 1: "have you seen Greidyn?"

Person 2: "I recall him swimming across the ocean to meet callum"

Person 1: "bruh moment."
by BlameGarnet August 18, 2021
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Boys Gregified

Really good discord server. It was jannied in January 2022 by discord mods that did not appreciate its culture. Now they have no place to discuss minecraft as well as other interesting topics (jews and troons). Rip BG🙏🏿
by JoeHasLigma1077 January 30, 2022
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