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Chicago Graffiti

n., v.
The act of, when an upper decker is rendered impractical or impossible (e.g. when said toilet has no water tank), taking a dump on the toilet seat.
noun: Dude! I just laid a Chicago Graffiti in the hotel bathroom.
verb: I Chicago Graffiti'd all over that seat!
by ChiGuy75 May 31, 2010
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graffiti

Thoughtless, callous, and spiteful scribbling of a moronic, ugly, most often politically or artistically meaningless, and often illegible tag on public property, be it the sidewall of a residential apartment or the security grate of a storefront, done by witless adolescents who are hell-bent on keeping their ghetto neighborhood a shthole, or vindictively transforming more pleasant neighborhoods to such.
Gee, all that graffiti "art" makes the South Bronx look really nice, doesn't it? There's a real batch of fcking Michalangelo's at work down there. Write on your own sh!t, azzholes.
by slapfist February 21, 2008
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Graffenberg Spot

1. A myth, often told to mislead teens.

2. A lie, used to cover up the awesome power of the mighty Clitasaurus rex.

3. An awkwardly sought after source of female pleasure that does not exist.
John spent many painful hours searching for Jane's Graffenberg Spot before calling in Mythbusters for assistance.
by tap-pat January 7, 2009
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graffiti

Vandalism of public property in the form of words or pictures, often with spray paint or magic marker.

Usually contains tags, the artist's name, to mark his/her or his/her group's territory. Graffiti also contains messages of rebellion, anarchy, promotion of drug use and racial hatred.

Writing is almost always stylized and is commonly written in large bubble letters or twisted lines that overlap each other and contain sharp serifs.
Did you see that mad graffiti down by James and King?

Yeah that shit's tight! Musta taken him all night.
by Bluehawk December 28, 2005
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graffitits

Photographed breasts which have obviously been air-brushed. Modern usage includes digital image editing techniques (ie. photoshopping).
Pete: Check out this month's centerfold!
Repete: Fool, I can't get chubby off those graffitits.
by mudmudhug February 5, 2009
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gneff

Unwholesome gas given off by Time Snails. One of the great mysteries of the universe is where time goes to. Seconds, minutes, days, and years go by, but where too? The answer: time flows into wormholes. If it didn't, the universe would fill with time until it exploded. But if time simply flowed into wormholes and into other dimensions, they woud explode. This is where Time snails come in. They perch on the edges of wormholes and consume time, which is promptly digested. In doing so, they give off the gas known as gneff. Basicly, gneff is a time fart.
The physicist detected the scent of gneff, so he knew he was near a wormhole.
by ps123412 November 29, 2010
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greefy

When someone expects too much out of a situation or expects you to do too much
Yoli: Can you take out the trash, do the laundry and everything else?
Lee: You're so greefy today
by -fr0gs July 26, 2016
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