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Glamorous mullet men

To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.

Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.

To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.

Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
See those guys with hot pink and lime green hair? That makes them the glamorous mullet men
by OGGmm January 16, 2024
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Glamour Bottom

One who exudes such confidence and passion in everything they do, but in your heart and mind, you know they don't fuck, they get fucked, regardless of their sexuality.

Examples include: Mettaton, Howl Pendragon, and Miles Edgeworth
"Ugh, I want that sexyman to DESTROY me."
"Oh no girl, that snack is a glamour bottom, you destroy him."
by Crackin Jackin January 19, 2024
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gleamglorming

When your cousin fondles your ballsack and fingers you until you cum in their eyes and fuck their pussy and give them a cream pie while your mother watches
My favorite thanksgiving tradition is gleamglorming with the fam
by Ian is coll 1284 December 3, 2024
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glamorious

A word of much magnitude! It's the words glamor and glorious referring to someone in the morning.

Can be used sarcastically.
Bennett, you look GLAMORIOUS in the morning ligtht!
by Beanitt January 28, 2025
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Glamour gooning

A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.
Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.
by Carrie Cougar February 20, 2025
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Gleemorphian

An insult calling someone unpleasently pigmented/morphed
Shut up, you Gleemorphian
by Astral Tyrant May 10, 2025
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gleamish

A faintly hopeful or gently uplifting emotional state — not full happiness, but a subtle emotional glow breaking through neutrality.
“She wasn’t thrilled, but there was a gleamish air in how she spoke.”
by livelyapple August 5, 2025
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