Geriatrophy

A condition which causes the sufferers to behave like old people. Symptoms include: Limited memory/attention span, back pain, selective hearing, general crankiness, and other symptoms seen in old people.
Geriatrophy mainly afflicts high schoolers who don't want to bother with doing their homework, turning anything in, or otherwise remembering anything.

Mom: Can you turn in these papers tomorrow?
Child: No.
Mom: But you're a senior! You're old enough to be able to handle this. Take some responsibility.
Child: I have geriatrophy. I forget stuff.

by acolorfulcacophony August 24, 2011

Gericatric

An elderly cat

"So she can't chase mice anymore?"
"No, she's a gericatric."

by BosleyFergus April 23, 2014

Geigered

To accidentally kill oneself when failing to pull your parachute

Man he didn't pull his chute again and totally geigered

by Smokey carbonara February 5, 2021

Gergely

A nice man or father with great humour and great loving. However if Gergely ever makes mista He regrets them as soon as he can. His hugs can make anyones days or life better

Im so glad to have a gergely

by Rolara May 30, 2021

Bah-geri

The Odala-Samakab and Aden Ahmed (Mahad Aden & Farah Aden) of the Axmed Garaad Dhulbahante are collectively known as Bahgeri

She's of the Bah-geri

by readyforthemoon55 September 20, 2019

Braden Geiger

One who is a brewster and loves mayonnaise sandwiches

Don’t be like Braden Geiger or you a hoe

by PoohShiestyfan June 22, 2022

gergis

someone who doesn't sweat much for a fat girl.

She don't sweat much for a fat girl.

by tineekwa April 4, 2003