Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

Gerrit

to drink too much and to pretend that you are much younger and smarter than you really are.

you just puller a gerrit

by alcholly December 9, 2008

sex gerbil

"Sex symbol" being misread.

See Harry Potter.

"Harry is a sex gerbil!"

by Typing Paper September 5, 2004

Gerbiling

1) v. The act of eating food at such a high rate that a large portion of the food intended for consumption gets dropped on the floor.

2) v. 'Gerbiling' can also be extended to dropping generally anything you touch on the floor in extreme cases

"Damn Travis, you've dropped so much food on my floor. Are you even eating?"

"Hey! Gerbiling is a debilitating illness. Do you know how little I actually eat?"

"I do, seeing as I could make a meal out of what you've dropped."

by Chadc265 December 26, 2011

gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.

"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."

by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011

gerbiling

The act of tipping a cheap bottle of liquor up and chugging it as if you were a gerbil drinking from its water bottle. The act is preferably done with a 1.75 of something equally as shitty as fleischmanns or rondiaz.

"Did you see Griffin last night? He was so drunk he began gerbiling the fleischmanns!"

by TighterthanAK March 30, 2014

Gerrit

Making promises that won't be fulfilled until one day later than expected

He Gerrited us when he told us that there would be a place to sleep.

by special forces September 5, 2008