gerbil jamming

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!

Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!

by the master jammer November 17, 2006

gerbal hider

One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.

After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.

by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003

gerbil stuffing

see entry for feltching re "inserting live rodent". It is considered my many that this is the correct term and that calling it feltching is a mistake.

by Keith November 17, 2006

heebe geebees

Heebe gebees are symptomatic of RLS or Restless Legs Syndrome where any part of the legs may be affected by the sensation of ants crawling up and down under the skin and making it impossible to sit or lie still. With heebe geebees you can't remain still, so intense is the irritation. About 9% of the population has heebe geebees and there is no cure for this affliction at present. Although you may get an attack of heebee geebees during the daytime the affliction generally asserts itself at night when you go to bed.

I tossed and turned all night with heebe geebees.

I sat in a bath of cold water to quell the heebe geebees.

So bad were my heebe geebees I had to walk round the garden, but even then they only went away at dawn when I got some much needed sleep.

by John Trueman December 28, 2005

Gerbection Sandwitches

Three or more male body parts that are aroused by a fury house broken rodent and place them between two slices of white rye or wheat risen dough.

Dan, Tom, and I with the help of your pet and wonder bread have made you a gerbection sandwitch.

by ben claude May 5, 2003

gerballoons

a gerbil that's been heliumed.

A happy party furry Gerballoon!

by Mark Llama February 10, 2004

Gerbert

A type of bitch ass nigga. Mainly known as a little ass nigga

I’m in the post backing this nigga down he a gerbert.

by Bbcokcneega July 9, 2019