Gandeep

In general, a Punjabi male. The term is usually associated with heavy drinking and smoking, listening to rap/popular music, and in general "living in the moment". Often times, this translates into extreme Punjabi tribalism and general belligerence toward those who insult them. Most Gandeeps consequently display various levels of indifference to academic and intellectual affairs; the select few who don't, however, tend to be distinguished in the science, technology, and business worlds.

"Dude, that guy got piss drunk at the party last night. What a fucking Gandeep."
"Tukade tukada kara dun ge je hojoo panga." ("We're gonna cut you into pieces if you try to pull bullshit on us") - A typical line from a belligerent Gandeep

by topkekmemer12016 February 13, 2017

gandistokelenio

A higher purpose, goal, or meaning that can only be attained by sleeping around or jacking off in narrow crevices.

"So I was Gandistokelenioing the other day when my idiot son punches me right in the nuts."

"Boy, is this the perfect day for a nice, long gandistokelenio."

"Gandistokelenio Jackalakio McDoinks!!!"

by Chimp Tagster May 27, 2006

glander

pimps,some one all the girls love and want to get with. laitin for sexual beast. kelso or kelsey in front of it means god of.

"kelsey glander slaps his whores"

by Kelsey G. October 11, 2006

gaandi

ass like "painintheass"

gaandi khia (ass eater)

to gaandi re baeesi inchiya kila ....

by painintheass January 27, 2005

Gandalf

A cum shot to the lower jaw.

My friend shouted "You shall not pass!" at me, so I gave him a Gandalf.

by The Real Frodo Baggins June 3, 2009

Gandalf'd

For one to have sexual intercourse with their lady friend using their head in place for their fat cock

N.B. the vagina must be a wizard sleeve, with enough magical powers to take on saruman

i total gandalf'd this biatch the other day and the puss juice took ages total to wash out ma hair

by powerbarz July 29, 2009

gaand saaf

katchi or east african word, which means ass-wipe

You are such a gaand saaf.
Yo gaand saaf, go home.

by moose78689 May 16, 2009