fucking whatsherface

a pronoun with similar usage to she or her; a great pen name if you write for eHow.com

Susan (wife): My sister's friends Anna, Joanie, and Miriam might be meeting us all at Applebee's tonight to use up that giftcard, too.

Ron (husband): Don't tell me fucking whatsherface is coming. No, no, no. This is bullshit. It's going to be like work. I hate this. I don't think I wanna go.

by fucking whatsherface June 28, 2011

Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.

Luke you're a fucking muppet.

by Dino80 October 22, 2019

fucking nonce

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6

Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE

by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020

Fucking Retard

A word used to show EXTREME STUPIDITY...

Little Boy:*shoves a batter up his ass.*
Little Boys Sister: You're a fucking RETARD!!!!

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003

fucking hell

A variation on bloody hell, only less British.

"Dude, my car just got towed."

"Fucking hell!"

by erin® November 26, 2003

fucking jackass

A person who makes shit up to be funny, but has no real sense of what is actually funny and/or interesting, and/or worth anyone's time.

"Hey, I'm a fucking jackass, I'm going to go comment on every new youtube video (hopefully with just the word First),then I'll get into an arguement about how much better my country is, probably drop a few racist comments, call someone a fag, maybe imply that someone's mother and I have performed some sexual acts, and afterwards I'll make up stupid shit and post it on Urban Dictionary, or anywhere else I see a submit button!"

by antisurvivalist April 2, 2008

fucking cancer

absolute worst type of fucking aids and cancer squared

"this class is fucking cancer"

by dankgod69 June 29, 2016