February 28th

This is the day the finest, smart, and just simply amazing people are born. Guys born on this day are the total package like having long peens and knowing how to treat you right girl.

February 28th: Look at him he so fine he MUST be born on the 28th of February 😍

by Veda October 18, 2019

February 24

On this day, you can be as gay as you want, and it won't affect your current relationship! You reading This, yes you, GO BE GAY ON THIS DAY!!

"Hey dude, wanna go be gay together?"
"Dude, don't you have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah but it's fine, it's February 24th!!"
"Ok dude, let's go!!"

by ThePersonWhoSentYouThisIsSuici February 20, 2020

27th February

My birthday🎉🎉 even though NO ONE remembers it 😡😡

Friend: what’s the date?
Me:oh it’s the 27th February

Friend: cool
Me: anything else to add?
Friend: no what else would I add?
Me:nvm
Me in my brain: (fucking bitch!)

by Just a nobody November 2, 2019

February 27th

A day where only the sexiest legends are born. Pisces? More like big penis. Only those born on THIS day are blessed with an amazing Shlong.

Hey it’s that sexy fucker who was born on February 27th!
I heard those born on this day love men, especially your dad.

by ChokeMeChet29 October 17, 2019

February 1st

The day when people are allowed to just breakdown anywhere! In the middle of a school presentation, in a supermarket, on the street, anywhere!

Alicia: WAAAAAAAAA
Sonia: shut the fuck up why are you crying
Alicia: it's February 1st, I'm allowed to breakdown anywhere

Sonia: oh shit let me join

by sqonia October 16, 2019

February 9

A nice, caring, sweet en beautiful person was born on this day. If today is February 9th, please go wish that person a happy b-day because they deserve it!

just go wish him or her a happy b-day on February 9

by sumimaseen November 14, 2019

February 9th

A rad lad

She’s definitely a February 9th

by Shawty not righttt December 9, 2019