fertile fergie

A woman with lush and fruitful peaches

That fertile fergie over there has some lushes peaches

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Fertalis

Noun

Pronounced (Speed-Train)

Used by "The Baker" to pull bitches and grow crops.

I'm going to wipe my fertalis all over your chin.

Wow Toms fertalis tasted great!

Please help me fertalis my crops.

by Cuppycrab March 15, 2016

Frector

When you break your index finger in someone's ass (can be permit disfigurement)

It was wild night , I ended up with a frector

by Angry T April 5, 2016

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

fertagrafher

White girl slang for "Photograph Her" or "Photographer".

Crazy White Girl #1: "ERMAGHERD LOOK AT HER HAIR! FERTAGRAFHER!"
Other instance
Crazy White Girl #2: "OMG! LOOK AT HIS NIKON! IT'S A FERTAGRAFHER!"

by Greeny07 January 5, 2017

Freetard

“an Evan,” someone who believes crazy things; extremely free-thinking.

Ya dingus, you sounded like a freetard today when u said your hair was made of melatonin!

by Martin(the1st) October 17, 2017