Pardon my French

An excuse for using profanity.

As said in the 1986 movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond." or "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"

by nivrehS October 29, 2006

Snow Fence

During sexual intercourse, when a female uses her hands as a barrier to prevent projectile semen from landing above a chosen area.

Oh shit girl! I'm 'bout to skeet skeet, so you best be buildin' that snow fence before you get my jackins all up on you!

by 1BUPP September 22, 2011

Francess

Francess is a very nice person. She can make friends anytime. She may be shy sometimes but she is a hardcore fangirl.
Francess can be a fan of anything, I mean ANYTHING. She’ll make your mood brighter by her existence.

“Francess’s existence makes me soft.”

by Whycant Ibearockformynextlife January 17, 2018

French Meatball

The act of a male cumming and shitting in a girls hands as she rolls up the recently deposited wad into a ball. She then takes the ball and launches it at his cock as he tries to hit the ball with his cock.

Man I tried to get Cindy back by cumming and shitting in her hands but that biotch threw a french meatball at me, luckily I was able to hit it away with my cock!

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

french dove

The delicate art of gently cupping ones exposed scrotum and flaccid penis in ones hand so as to resemble the form of proud European dove nesting. Often used as a sign of affection towards one's significant other. Originates from the period of the French Revolution when poor peasants were unable to afford lavish gifts for their mistresses. A french dove was an honourable way to show ones affection.

"Genevieve was smitten with Jean-Claude's french dove"

by Alistair Spitze February 15, 2014

Frances

probably one of the most awsom people u will ever meet. she's sweet, kind, a good listener, a brilliant friend and she asks for nothin in return apart from to be understood :) she would die if she went a day without art, its her passion. she thinks nothing of herself even tho she's super pretty smart and interesting. she seems shy if u dont kno herr but once u get thru to her u wont regret it =D shes really fradgile and can get hurt easy, she deserves to be treatd like the princess she is. shes sucha sexy dinosaur you just cannt keep ur eyes off her ^_^ luv yu fanny wanny x

Frances is just so pretty i wish she realised how beautifl she is inside and out :')

by xMrsRyanRossx October 17, 2011

French Tickler

n. A sexual device in the form of a type of condom containing a massaging accessory at the tip. Used for sexual pleasure. Used by those who play guitar and suck toes, and do both incredibly.

"Here's KG with the feather and the French Tickler- look out, baby, he got the tools!"

by Sophie & Julianna February 9, 2004