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Floridan Flamingo

When one person (high on meth), sticks there head in another person (also high on meth)'s asshole. the meth may be substituted for crack as crackhead strength can help with the "jamming"
Mark, "the other night I got Fucked up and gave Miles a Floridan Flamingo!"
Dave, "Dude, get help."
by Mitch Tiddylicker February 11, 2020
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Florida flip

When you indulge in bath salts and LSD.... results may vary
by Docrigo March 1, 2020
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Florida

Some crazy place where people are uneducated and thick headed.
by Sellout btw July 2, 2020
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Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020
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florida adderall

I'm on that florida adderall! (meth)
by 🅱️ablo March 27, 2021
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Florida National Anthem

"No Flockin" By Kodak Black has done more for the state of Florida then the government in years. The Lyrics are Lyrically perfect in every way. The power that has been behind of this song is sum real shit here's a preview

too the beginning of this lyrical mater piece.

Damn, that's so sad
K-K-K, K-K-K
Young nigga, I got old cash
Spazzin' on they ass
I got Prada on my hoe ass
Got my last one mad
Pop a nigga like a damn tag
Shoppin' on they ass
I just bought a new old Jag
Yeah, it's so fast
Smokin' flocka, you a jackass
All I smoke is gas
Don't you ask me where the pole at
Where your clothes at?
I ain't talking 'bout my niggas
Dammit, but y'all tripping, too
Is it you? Damn, my nigga
What the hell got into you?
Project Baby, y'all was skipping in the hallway
I was skipping school
On my Ps and Qs
On them jiggas, call me jiggaboo

Anyways there much more where that comes from an that's why Florida National Anthem is the best
Miami would you please rise for the Florida National Anthem "No Flockin' By Kodak Black"
by Play boy hat March 22, 2022
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Florida Snowball Fight

When a group of people (commonly Floridians) all go to Home Depot, buy a bunch of lightbulbs and throw them at each other.
Oh man I tell ya’, you soft kids nowadays ain’t ready for the Florida snowball fight. Me and ol’ Jeff over there always used to play that on Christmas Day
by Moose3207 October 18, 2022
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