flaberstracted

State of being beyond distracted.

Today in class, I couldn't focus to save my life. I was flaberstracted.

by Big Mac and Kir December 17, 2010

Flacebo

1. Pretending to be one way on Facebook, but actually being another. 2. A fraudulent character flaw that is not real. A friend on Facebook that won't talk to you in the real world

Angeline asked me to be her friend on facebook, but she really doesnt know how to be friend I real life; shes such a FLACEBO

by daryl lick April 13, 2011

Flabergasticles

Shoes with pockets made in them

Why don't you put your pencil in those flabergasticles?

by TurtlesAndTwilight299 December 12, 2011

Fladell

To waddle quickly.

The penguin fladelled away from the seal quickly.

by ilovepenguins November 27, 2012

Flaced

When you cock-slap someone whilst the penis is flacid.

"Kieran flaced me all night last night!"

by ElChuro September 3, 2015

Fladenwichser

(Fla-denVik-ser)

Translated from German to "Flatbread Wanker", this word defines a person who masturbates with flatbread.

Look at Timmy over there, he's such a Fladenwichser

by Tacolover1999 October 13, 2015

flabernasty

The act of food looking good but tastes nasty

That cake was flabernasty

by aklrghgfhtrfdrsgrtfd August 5, 2016