fion

french slang for anus or asshole.

Friend: You are such a Fion!
Fion: damn...it really be like that sometimes.

by ouchmyknees January 2, 2019

Planet Fitness

A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza

Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!

by SlopNChop July 27, 2018

Fiona

Fiona is a very lovely and nice girl, but only if you don't provoke her. When she's in an environment with people she doesn't know, she might be a little bit shy. But with her friends, she's the life of the party! Fiona does NOT trust people that easily, so if you are friends with her, you are a very lucky person. She always gets good grades in school, except in one subject. She loves to make sarcastic jokes and she is always there for you whenever you need her.

Person 1: OMG, who is this girl?
Person 2: Oh her? That's Fiona, she's fucking great man!
Person: Wooooow, I wish I were like her...

by olivia.garoute December 4, 2021

Fionnuala

Has no friends but knows how to party like it’s 1989.crazy af no regard for awesomeness

She is a fionnuala

by Yeehaw fionnualaw November 20, 2018

Joey Fatone

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida

My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

L A Fitness

A place where gay men go to work out and then have sex.

"Wanna go to L A fitness stud?"

"Sorry dude, I'm not gay"

by Thatdude5656 February 9, 2014

Fitness

Adjective used to describe the ultimate fit girl / guy.
To describe someone VERY attractive.

Hey, that girl is FITNESS, man!

by LMJ September 21, 2005