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bovine fecal matter

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"
Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."
by DocCullors August 7, 2012
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fecal frosty

A popular frozen dessert enjoyed by many street workers too keep energy levels high while working on cold streets. Loaded with protein and carbs, its the number one way Hookers start their day.
Fuck Red Bull...gimme a fecal frosty!
by Chinwa February 22, 2007
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Fecal Cloud

According to Neil M. Ampel, MD in Journal Watch Infectious Diseases published online on May 19, 2010, a "Fecal Cloud" is what surrounds Clostridium Difficile (C-diff) infected patients in their hospital beds.

Scientists documented that 7 out of 10 C-diff patients had airborne C-diff bacteria or spores surrounding them which likely came from the patients own flatulence which dispersed them into the air.

Clostridium Difficile is pronounced several ways: Klos-tridium Dif fe sell or Dif fe seal.
Neil M. Ampel's observation where he names a "fecal cloud" arises from a published study by Emma Best, et al. in Clinical Infectious Diseases called "The potential for Airborne Dispersal of Clostridium Difficile for symptomatic patients " on June 1, 2010. Since C-diff spores and bacterium are passed out of the body in feces, Neil may have thought this was useful definition of the phenomenon.

This paper supports my theory that C-diff patients then can breathe back in their own C-diff spores and bacterium from their 'fecal cloud" thereby prolonging their disease and/or contributing to their death. Airborne C-diff directly leads to prolonged hospital epidemics and are a leading and quickly increasing cause of Hospital Acquired Infections (HAI).
by AirborneDiseaseGuru May 20, 2011
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fecalmatter frump around

sex position where the male and female have sex then they do the perkulator while taking a dump, immediately followed by buttsex.
Honey, i wanna try the fecalmatter frump around because i like dancing and sex to be combined.
by Billybob Joe March 26, 2004
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fecak

dumb piece of shit who likes to get his balloon knot plundered
that jackass is a total fecak
by dirtyrifkin October 19, 2008
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fecalplaning

I was supposed to be thrown under the bus in Friday's meeting, but some deft fecalplaning shifted the blame elsewhere.
by Dick Perses February 7, 2009
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fecalation

the state obtained during or following an extremely satisfying bowel movement.

the orgasmic feeling of releasing pent up feces. due to either the need to clench for extended time or constipation.
you just drove across the state and spent twenty minutes in the can, why are you smiling?

after 5 hours on the interstate and a thermos of coffee, i'm in fecalation!
by crbdth March 30, 2009
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