Mass Favoritism

The act of making each member of a group seperately think that they are your favorite member

My teacher told me I was her favorite student in her class. I later heard her telling another student the very same thing. I then realized she was commiting mass favoritism.

by Thistlesifter September 4, 2017

Give her the Bret Favre

To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.

Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!

by Shivels March 13, 2011

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Favlaud

N00b 455 troll who frequently posts pointless one liners that reek with "attentionwhorism".

"I'm glad people ignore that dirty sonbich Favlaud. I mean what kind of a name is that anyway?"

by Chuckles December 2, 2003

ur fave could never

Referring to someone who couldn't do as well as someone else. In example, used to say singer 2 couldn't do something singer 1 could. In normal terms, if someone says they look good, and say 'ur fave could never', they are basically just saying that they look really good.

Girl 1: Wow singer 1 is so amazing!!
Girl 2: I prefer singer 2
Girl 1: But singer 1 can hit that whistle tone! Ur fave could never.

by BabyBunnyBoy October 15, 2017

Favreitis

The inability to make up one's mind. Named after Brett Favre, who has a noted history of being unable to make up his mind.

I came down with Favreitis when I couldn't decide what ice cream I wanted to eat.

by Sajak May 12, 2009

favor from above

A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.

Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"

Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."

Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."

by westfalia December 22, 2009