While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.
My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.
by JambaJews April 24, 2009
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Dude, don't fart shame him.
I have had a bad stomach recently and people keep fart shaming me every time I pass gas.
I have had a bad stomach recently and people keep fart shaming me every time I pass gas.
by Gaijin Dad November 8, 2017
Get the Fart Shaming mug.A type of fugue state in which a person is rendered almost paralyzed while standing in their own massive cloud of flatus.
After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019
Get the fart stupor mug.A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.
Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.
by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019
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by Meierznutz September 8, 2004
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Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.
Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).
Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.
Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.
Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).
Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.
Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
by keebles April 14, 2012
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