Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

The fluid

A phrase used to make people be concerned about what "the fluid" is.

"Did you know: Michael Jackson was a government agent deployed to protect people from the fluid)
"What?!"

by zero44e447 March 7, 2025

VERBAL FLUID

The verbal form of bodily fluids. When your words are just nasty. Everything coming out of your mouth is rude and offensive.

Put a mask over that mouth; nobody want your verbal fluid on them Sam.

by Karfentanil February 10, 2021

seat fluid

Fluid used in car seats in order to make them move front to back, shift left and right, and raise/lower the seat. Similar to blinker fluid.

You need to check your seat fluid the same time you change your blinker fluid to keep your car in well runnin condition.

by Kswaggo November 10, 2017

fluid intake

Something Facebook moms/Soccer moms obsess over. A phrase for people who think you need eight glasses of water a day, when in reality, you should only be drinking when you're thirsty.

Mom: "Have you been keeping up with your fluid intake sweetie?"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"

by Starwolf1464 May 16, 2018

Fluid Branding

The greatest promotional merchandise company in the world.

Omg, have you heard of Fluid Branding?

Yes, I have. They are the greatest promotional merchandise company in the world!

by orange balls November 23, 2021

mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.

dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.

by iwantayoshie July 9, 2011