A condition or behavior that comes over some people, because they are cheap or short of funds, when the check arrives. Coined by the late, great Roger Miller.
"When you're in a restaurant it's funny how people at the table get shellout falter when the bill comes."
by RBJr. December 10, 2008
Get the shellout falter mug.an un-fater is someone who considers all the what would have beens, and does not recognise that there is only one possible sequence of events through time.
an un-fater would say: "If I caught that bus I would have been on time for work"
whereas a fater realises that this option should not even be considered as fate would have it that the next bus is to be caught as there are infinite unforeseen events that could occur.
whereas a fater realises that this option should not even be considered as fate would have it that the next bus is to be caught as there are infinite unforeseen events that could occur.
by David Bellingham June 12, 2008
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Mr feaster is used when trying to describe in a secret code that someone specifically a gym teacher has a boner
Mr feaster is used when trying to describe in a secret code that someone specifically a gym teacher has a boner
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by NYCtyisweriwnt2b June 6, 2011
Get the Fapsterpiece mug.1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.
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