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Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.
"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"
by A~~ December 15, 2011
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fackpacking

The word is a combination of the Boston pronunciation of fuck and backpacking. It is also defined as the act of carrying a backpack full of fack.
When I graduate collage Brice and I are going fackpacking throughout Europe for a few months.
by Rick Virus March 13, 2009
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facelag

When someone responds to an old status update on Facebook, days or weeks after the date of posting.

Also known as Twitlag.
"John finally responded to my comment about the 2008 elections. The dude has some serious Facelag."
by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez March 31, 2009
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Fackhead

A fackhead refers to a person who is acting like a know-it-all with an attitude.
Jack knew all the answers to Wheel of Fortune tonight, but he was being a total FACKHEAD about it.
by jdubs91forealz January 18, 2011
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Fack (sport)

Similar to boxing, facking involves at least two people attacking each other with only their feet. Hands must be held behind the back as is custom. Only feet may be used, no other appendage is allowed. Other than this there are no rules, feet may be used in literally any way possible.
Did you see that fack last night? No? Jimmy "clubfoot" Orweeny put his foot through John "the podiatrist" Mahan.

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by GodFacker November 15, 2011
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faceless fuck

a use of a girl without emotional ties
by alimomen February 16, 2015
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