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Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)
Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point
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expressing yourself

Person A: How do you like to express yourself?
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!

"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"
by Charlie_p0g April 27, 2023
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cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014
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Vocab express

The most annoying shit you will ever do in life.

You get one thing wrong and you have to do it all over fucking again!
The only fucking way to pass or complete the homework is to get 100%.
Thankfully I know a hack, just open 2 vocab express tabs and go on the thing where it says French to English or English to French and leave it there bc it says translations the open another and do it. Ur welcome :)
by keep it halal October 11, 2022
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pand express

the place where you get some orange chicken and chow mein. Ironically, the seemingly Chinese restaurant is rarely run by actual Asian people.
American: "alright lets go to pand express"
Chinese: "That place offends my culture"
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Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.
The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.
by bush did 911 February 12, 2023
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The Bateman Express

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.
Oh wow, dave just did the bateman express and broke both barriers!
by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010
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