Angry Edward

After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology

After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.

by spideyskin June 1, 2021

Maria Eduarda

Maria Eduarda might be brave and strong. She can be dangerous. She is very sexy, cute and beauty. Maybe she’s hiding something. Also she’s a different person. She can’t express she’s love only with words, but she can also express it with feelings. She might be a Brazilian. She is amazing! Some people wish to have she as friend. She is a very excited person. She don’t fall in love with someone easily. If you like her, give up if she doesn’t express your feeling. She might don’t say “I love u”. She might look at you and act like she’s your enemy. If you mess with her, darling, you are DEAD. She is sensitive and she might cry easily, but If she doesn’t, she is hiding her tears and act like is everything OK. Also… she is a very mysterious person. If u think u know all of her, ur wrong. She probably say “sup” or maybe “what’s up?”. But every Maria Eduarda can make friends easily. She can be nervous sometimes. She’s a very nice person. She loves to read. She can smile even on a rainy day. The question is, she hides a secret?

LOL Maria Eduarda is so funny!

by Just a friend from Maria August 11, 2021

edward cullen

a fictional vampire that makes pretty much every girl ages 12-21 wet whenever his name comes up.

the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series

Annoying girl: OMG Edward Cullen is so hott, stephenie meyer is so awesome lolol!!!!

Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour

by Dr.Jester December 21, 2008

John Edwards

Total effing slimeball scumbag. Political roadkill.

He had a promising political career until he pulled a John Edwards.

by rexaddict February 4, 2010

Edward

Edward is a person who can choose to be loyal or not he is funny and irritating but cool to hang around he can be a good listener but only a friend.....

His name is Edward.

by Lady baby October 5, 2018

Eduardo time

Grabbing someone by the head and forcefully making them suck your dick. (Playfully) Mostly done on guys by guys.

MWAH MWAH MWAH, YOU LIKE THAT EDUARDO TIME DONT YOU

by Eduardo69696969420 April 22, 2019

Edgar Allen Poe

The incorrect spelling of Edgar Allan Poe. Usually used by poet-wannabes and emo kids, thinking that if they claim that "POE IS MY HERO!!1", it'll make them a better poet. Sadly, stating this does not make their cruddy emo "poetry" any better.
However, Edgar Allan Poe is a wonderful poet, despite all the poseurs.

Girl: "EDGAR ALLEN POE IS MY HERO! I LOVE WRITING POETRY!"
Intelligent individual: "Oh dear God..."

by Lunar Escape December 31, 2008