When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour
You still follow that girl Carley on insta??
Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago
Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago
by Echobud August 23, 2023
Get the envy postingmug. The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.
or
The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.
or
The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.
1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.
2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.
2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.
by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009
Get the Bang Envymug. When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
by Bidet King November 8, 2022
Get the bidet envymug. A person who votes for a candidate or policy because they have made bad choices in life and they want people who have made good choices to subsidize their dumbass approach to life.
Bernie Sanders: Ahhhh, that stupid crack ho is my base. She’s just a good solid envy voter.
AOC: That dude is a loser who can’t bone. But he is a good solid envy voter.
AOC: That dude is a loser who can’t bone. But he is a good solid envy voter.
by DonnySloot October 27, 2020
Get the envy votermug. The ugly bull-dike lesbian at your work place who constantly attempts to belittle the men that surround her by making rude comments about their manhood, their penis, or the fact that she does not find men attractive. This is usually done in front of another woman or a group of people. The bull-dike acts this way due to penis envy and feels like she can get away with this behavior due to the political correctness that prevents us all from bitch slapping her face with our penis.
In front of white male co-workers, bull-dike Joan yells across the room to another female, Robin, "Hey Robin, Blacks have big cocks!"
This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.
This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.
by 1six022 December 7, 2010
Get the Penis Envymug. A female who hates everything with a penis because of her past endeavors with ain't shit men, she instantly gets an attitude when a male tries to talk to her. She walks around with the stank face. She doesn't like when nice genuine guys speak to her with a friendly gesture such as "hello, how are you?" However, She does love to get shitted on by her ex.
Nice guy: hey , how'd you like the new tomb raider game.
Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!
Nice guy: sounds like penis envy
Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!
Nice guy: sounds like penis envy
by DaVinci D January 25, 2016
Get the Penis Envymug. Person 1: did you see bo burnhams new movie on netflix?
Person 2: oh ya! Bo burnham gives me so much gender envy
Person 2: oh ya! Bo burnham gives me so much gender envy
by Phatmommilkers June 24, 2021
Get the Gender envymug.