Donkeys yawn

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.

that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!

by joe t August 23, 2005

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.

Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...

by Simon Young March 25, 2008

donkey kong barrel

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.

He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm

My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.

by posh21 January 14, 2015

Donkey dust

An old-fashioned euphemism for "bullshit". It's something you're full of when you're wrong, and not full of when you're right.

Yes, this is true! It's true, yes it is! I'm not full of donkey dust!

by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019

Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.

I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!

by roxmokin October 28, 2009

Slam Dunked

The moment when all of the alcohol you drank hits you in the face.

When you fail at something more than another expression can describe.

"Yo bro, I just got SLAM DUNKED by these shots."

"Fuck, I'm going to get slam dunked on my exam tomorrow"

by SlamDunker51 March 16, 2014