douche

Donald Trump. There is no clearer way to describe this word.

President Donald J. Trump is the biggest fucking douche EVER.

by hot_mama February 28, 2017

douche

1. A device used to clean out vaginas (usuaully very,very dirty ones)
2. A fag

Example for the 2nd definition..."Your such a fucking douche for sucking men's cocks " o_O

by ZeonicForce July 6, 2006

douche

to flake, disappoint, betray

I have total confidence in Stan. Stan wouldn't douche.

by Qlark Griffith October 29, 2006

Douche

Something your average day runner would not want when their thristy.

My friend was in the marathon and a by standard handing him a right outta the box douche.

by Colin Fitzgerald June 11, 2006

Douching

When you knowingly fuck with a douchebag.

"No girl. Tell me you aint douching again. You know what happened last time."

by Archimedes84 March 8, 2017

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019

douche knot

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

by Human Form July 18, 2016