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Doinkin

Anything that is good; great; amazing
That car is so doinkin'!
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Doins

The phrase doins has many context specific meanings.

It was first derived from the question: what are you doing?, where it was condensed into: whats doin?, until finally landing on the simple and concise: doins? (see example 1). As you can see this neologism is the product of years of precise cultural refinement.

It is has been further generalised simply as a greeting that can be uttered without the expectation of an answer. (see example 2)

Doins can also be used elegantly to refer to other peoples behaviour (what they're doing) (see example 3)

Finally, the meaning of doins, when appropriate, can be extended to events where human interaction is superfluous. Essentially, anything that is happening could be the doins, the only requisite being that the doins is happening in time, because do is a verb, and requires change. In this context, the specific, enlightened meaning of doins may only be deciphered by a potent adjective proceeding it. (see examples 4 and 5)
Example 1
Person 1: "doins"
Person 2: "not much, doins with you?"
Person 1: "you know, just the usual doins"

Example 2
Person 1: doins!
Person 2: (*gives hug while sobbing*) "you have no idea how good it is to see you."

Example 3 (In an academic context)
"Freuds doins was to uncover all of our doins: the most human doins, those doins done both consciously and unconsciously."

Example 4 (in the context of intellectual sparring)
Person 1: "Einstien famously declared that no doins can be done faster than the speed of light"
Person 2: "I think you'll find that its all relative to the velocity of those other doins"
Person 1: "the velocity of those doins will dilate any temporal doins therefore rendering the relative doins, as measured from either doins, as travelling at less then the speed of light"
Person 2:"wow you really know your doins"

Example 5 (in an existential context)
"i wonder what the meaning of all these cosmological doins are"
by lucianfuhler June 5, 2023
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tiddle dinks

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.
I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall
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dicky doink

Dicky doink is when two guys bang dickheads together during a three way with a hot chick
Dude , how embarrassing you dicky doinked me when we hit Sheila with that three way last week .
by gunny1968 April 30, 2014
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stoinky doinky

Its like when you hit the joint fam so like
"Yo i hit that stoinky doinky so god damn hard my left leg has gone completely numb"
by Your main blonde boi May 22, 2017
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Queef doinking

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing
Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!
by Forest H July 13, 2017
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watermelon doink

A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.
What appears to be a watermelon doink
by Dirty ROOSKIE October 19, 2017
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