Doing an Adam

Doing an Adam (alternatively, "going for an Adam") refers to the act of doing a topless shit.

A topless shit is only "an Adam" if you took your clothes off before going for a shit. If you were already topless beforehand, it does not count. You must also be fully topless: no vests or bras.

Doing a naked shit is sometimes called a "full Adam", although a topless shit is never called a "half Adam".

The main advantage of doing an Adam is that when you are straining on the toilet, your shirt will not get sweaty from your exertions.

Joe: Dude, where's your shirt?

Matt: Oh, I left it in the toilet.

Joe: Why did you take it off?

Matt: I was doing an Adam.

Joe: Ah, of course.

by SellyOakRam August 23, 2011

doing a bullet

Doing a one year sentence in jail

My man mike is doing a bullet up in rikers.

by jay2thec January 12, 2009

i'm doing her

informal: - person is in a sexual relationship other

-a person is currently having sexual intercourse

-no did'nt break up, still i'm doing her.

-his mother saw him while he was doing her

by nikisav007 June 28, 2016

Doming

smoking an amount of weed to yourself that would usually be consumed by more than 1 person.

Why're you so high? I sat at home all day doming blunts.

by Madie Daddy April 26, 2010

Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.

I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.

by SF Skipster September 22, 2006

Doping for Glory

Trying to make someone look Stupid in order to feel better about yourself.

"Why do you have to be doping for glory on me?"

by Audiodamned November 20, 2003

Doing a Skollins.

Getting extremely drunk on your own by means of the cheapest lager your disability benefit can afford, then going absolutely berserk on webcam. Often threatening viewers family & always demanding a fight at Preston train station.

Did you see Mark on cam last night?

Was sat there drinking his dole money away & then threatened to kiss Gerard's kids arse & rip his dick off.

Yeah man that bloke is a joke, always doing a Skollins.

by Walv September 7, 2011