dial

1.) Replacement for almost any verb that can take a direct object as long as there is some kind of phyiscal movement involved: to do, to make, to take, to get, to give; replacement for some verbs of motion: to go, to come; but usually not a replacement for a verb that doesn't involve motion: to see, to hear, to feel, to like etc.

2.) To hit or to hurt.

3.) To engage in any form of physical intimacy with.

4.) Reflexive: to betake oneself.

5.) To call someone on the phone.

1.) Hey man, want to go dial some dinner? If you dial on over here, we can dial some McDonalds in a bit but don't forget to dial your wallet because you're paying this time. Also dial me the five bucks you owe me from last time!

2.) I wish I hadn't been drinking on the job. I was using the hammer, missed, and dialed the hell out of my thumb.

3.) Wow, that broad was gorgeous? You dial her?

4.) We'll, I'm tired. Time to dial myself to sleep.

5.) Hey could you dial me the phone? I promised my wife I'd dial her as soon as we arrived. (Note: context will tell you the difference between this usage and #3).

by dnnno April 12, 2009

dialsuck

Slang term for dialup Internet. Called so, because dialup sucks, and those who use dialup waste bandwidth when they play online games and slow the whole server down. I call them dialsuckers.

I have to use dialsuck because I can't afford cable or DSL.

by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004

Ass Dialer

Someone who is a bumbler or a slacker. The term arose after an incident in which a number was inadvertantly dialed after the phone's owner had placed the phone in his back pocket.

Bob did nothing but wilf on his computer all day--he's such and ass dialer. (or) Jack tied his shoes together and then tried to walk home like the ass dialer that he is.

by Laura Crandall May 9, 2007

dial-a-dick

Similar to a fuck buddy or friend with benefits, a dial-a-dick is someone who is more than willing to participate in sexual relations, without any of the hang ups associated with

No, no, no. I don't masturbate. I just call my dial-a-dick and he's at my apartment door in half an hour, down on my pussy five minutes after that.

by yoshi77 December 9, 2008

dial

The thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem "offensive". Puritans like the FCC and PTC seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.

If you don't like what's on your t.v. use the dial and change the channel dumbass.

by Dennisisevil October 20, 2005

Butt Dial

An unintentional gluteal command to engage in conversation

uh-oh. You butt dialed me again.

by Caroly Q October 1, 2018

dical

Awesome. Used to describe something good. It came from the word 'radical'. Often used in place of 'rad'.

That show last night was so dical.

It'd be so dical to hang out with them.

by musictorussia May 9, 2004