dickface

The dumbest or newest guy on the job, generally in construction.

Senior employee needs help from someone who can not be trusted to work on his own. "HEY DICKFACE!" or "Where's my Dickface"

by asphalt yoda August 17, 2010

Dicksicle

The sexual act of placing a popsicle, stick-first through the hole of the penis, and then having a partner perform oral sex. While very painfull, this act is somewhat intimate, and makes for a great story with friends.

Austin: Bro, last night, Mary gave me a blumpkin!
Jackson: So, that isnt nearly as epic as that one time Lisa game me a dicksicle.

by CooperCityCowboys2010 August 5, 2010

dickbacon

consider the term "douche bag" for guys

since hes a guy, you can call him dickbacon

by Robert July 19, 2004

Dicksack

I total loser and a douch bag

Yo dicksack come over here and fight

by J4ke^ May 22, 2019

dickvaccum

a person that sucks in dick.
also a person that takes in a lot of dicks.

Seth your such a dickvaccum.
Dude, your such a fag, you're a dickvaccum.
Stop sucking dick you dickvaccum.

by chuy2o9 February 4, 2010

Dicksicion

Dicksicion : That resolution a male makes or reach based entirely on how horny he is. You can spot a dicksicion on weekends or any other drinking and debauchery situations, normaly by a fairly attractive male smooching or leaving the club with a hideously ugly female with super assets. this also applies to impregnating below average women based on facial or physical attractiveness.

1. Hey dude, check, Baniroquai is leaving the club with that ferociously ugly chick.

2. Dude 1: hey man I have just found out No Teeth Nancy is pregnant with my mini me.

Dude 2: duuuuuuuuuude! what the fuck happened?

Dude 1: wrong dicksicion man, wrong dicksicion.

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by Baniroquai Rewo November 14, 2010

dicksuckeyes

hamster round eyes (the opposite of squinty shrew eyes) that occur when an individual is looking up at something / someone / nothing in particular. something akin to one of Puss In Boots' special attack moves or secret techniques from the movie 'Shrek...' may occur when performing fellatio, making the performer seem more attractive.

someone spray painted 'dicksuckeyes.jpg' on the wall of my school when I was a kid. I think they fancied the principal. weird thing is... it was in 1990.

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011