Derren

the most beautiful girl evar who will always make you feel amazing just by being with her

Guy 1: Dude you know Derren?

Guy 2: You mean that beautiful angel girl?

Guy 1: Yah she makes me feel amazing knowing shes my girl

by DQ4evar September 29, 2011

derek grant

really cool bean. he waved @ us :D and skiby nearly stole his shoe. and ali walked into him. WOW. we love del.

by derek's best chum. October 7, 2003

derek jeter

Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.

Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!

by ThatsBriskBaby March 7, 2005

Derek

Similar to a douche canoe only more worthless, see also grundle butter.

Dude did you have to work with that tool? He’s such a Derek.

by Bobbie knocker July 11, 2019

Derek Chauvin

The dickhead who decided to put his knee on George Floyd's neck for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. He did this with extreme indifference for human life. George Floyd, despite being on drugs, was clearly struggling for his life, but this dickhead kept his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck until the paramedics came. He made all cops look like racist assholes, when, in fact, the amount of racist cops is proportional to the amount of racist people in the population. He is currently free on a $1 million dollar bail and is scheduled for trial on March 7, although in all likelihood, this will be delayed. He'll probably be spending 20+ years behind bars, but Minnesota law does not allow for a life sentence in his case, only a maximum of 40 years.

Derek Chauvin should never have been a cop. He demonstrated extreme indifference to human life with his stupid reckless move. And he had almost 8 minutes to think about what he was doing and stop.

Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020

Derek Syndrome

A disorder given at birth. Derek Syndrome is a disorder of the genitals that leads to an extremely undersized penis. Symptoms of this disorder may be increased with heavy consumption of alcohol. People with this disorder are likely to turn homosexual. People with this disorder are also likely to be overly aggressive towards because of their childlike penis.

Ashley: That guy Derek I slept with last night was horrible. It was like having sex with a field mouse.

Levi: Yeh I think that he has Derek Syndrome. That's why we call him "Needle dick."

by Jack Meoff Man April 29, 2009

derren

A cool ass guy who can always make u laugh. ALso loves cookies.

Yo derren i got cookies for u.
derren:give meeeee

by Ecliotic Wolff February 15, 2018