Being so rustled by the success of Alabama Football that it becomes a diagnosable mental illness. Usually contracted after exposure to several consecutive losses to Alabama
Symptoms:
-Melting
-Starting shitty threads about Alabama
-Obsessing over Alabama
-Offseason overconfidence
-Gratuitous dickriding of teams that beat Alabama
-Making an ass of yourself on College Gameday
-Wearing Purple
-Caring about College Baseball
Symptoms:
-Melting
-Starting shitty threads about Alabama
-Obsessing over Alabama
-Offseason overconfidence
-Gratuitous dickriding of teams that beat Alabama
-Making an ass of yourself on College Gameday
-Wearing Purple
-Caring about College Baseball
“Dude you hear Tim got diagnosed with Bama-Derangement Syndrome?”
“Yea that 8th straight loss really got to him”
“Yea that 8th straight loss really got to him”
by Dr. Nick Saban May 26, 2019
Get the Bama-Derangement Syndrome mug.Though the ultimate causes of WCCDS are unknown, it is believed to result from situations where an individual’s beliefs about the way the world is and ought to be differ significantly from available evidence about the way the world actually is. It is frequently accompanied by inexplicable feelings of persecution and a pronounced tendency toward tribalism. WCCDS is named for its prevalence among conservative members of the majority White-Christian demographic in the United States.
Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.
Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.
"What's the diagnosis Doc?"
"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"
"Yes."
"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"
"Yessir!"
"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"
"That's right."
"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"
"Absolutely."
Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."
Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"
"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."
"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"
"Yes."
"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"
"Yessir!"
"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"
"That's right."
"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"
"Absolutely."
Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."
Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"
"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."
by Burton Wilhelm McCloud April 23, 2014
Get the white conservative christian derangement syndrome mug.When a brainwashed leftist and Biden cult follower cannot stop talking about, and obsessing over Donald J Trump former president of the US, because they have been conditioned to do so by giant corporations and liberal institutions over the course of 4 years.
This term usually applies to most left leaning individuals that cannot communicate outside of their twitter echo chamber and have no concern for reality of verifiable facts.
This term usually applies to most left leaning individuals that cannot communicate outside of their twitter echo chamber and have no concern for reality of verifiable facts.
"I stubbed my toe this morning, I blame orange man, he's literally ruining my life and imprisoning minorities"
"Nope, you just have trump derangement syndrome."
"Nope, you just have trump derangement syndrome."
by Normalperson17 April 29, 2021
Get the Trump Derangement Syndrome mug.One who likes to blow an l on some t's. Also likes to make love with men, but in a friend way so that it's not gay. Will one day hope to work at f.y.e.
"Dude he pulled a Carpet Bomb."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."
by I have one eye October 17, 2008
Get the Deraj Carpetbomber mug.<Verb> The act of blowing a joke or a rip, usually by sputtering out sentence fragments or by stuttering. This usually leads to laughter by one's friends and extreme embarrassment to the person who 'derailed.' The offender will stay very quiet for a long period of time following one of these outbursts.
"Man, you're so stupid when god handed out brains you thought he said trains...and you went...and got on...and went for a ride...wait....goddammit!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT, you're retarded!! Nice derail, Jay!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT, you're retarded!! Nice derail, Jay!!"
by Jamon26 February 16, 2010
Get the Derail mug.An irrational obsession with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who is wildly popular with his state, and who is growing in popularity with conservatives and libertarians. As he is seen to be a potential presidential candidate in 2024, he immediate came under attack in 2021 following Biden’s election and quick decline in popularity. The same media players who obsessively committed to biased or even dishonest reporting on former President Donald Trump have quickly refocused their attention on the Governor of Florida in an effort to damage his reputation more than three full years before the next presidential election. Many of the same people who previously could not have even named a single Governor in America besides their own now suddenly are obsessed with discrediting DeSantis- exactly the same liberal base that suffered from Trump Derangement Syndrome, and focused obsessively on Donald Trump. In psychiatric terms, this fixation would normally be diagnosed as obsessive-compulsive disorder. Believing any and all claims that perpetuate this obsession is a reflection of the confirmation bias now intrinsic to the social media hive mind. DDS will only intensify until either he is successfully discredited, or it backfires and propels him to the forefront of the presidential race, where all of the free attention he has gotten for four years will possibly position his as a conservative hero and simultaneously expose and magnify the bias and blatant dishonesty of the media.
“CNN has been running non-stop stories shamelessly attacking Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, they are clearly developing a terrible case of DeSantis Derangement Syndrome.”
“All of my friends on social media who used to have TDS, now have DeSantis Derangement Syndrome instead, it’s really sad to see that become their whole personality.”
“All of my friends on social media who used to have TDS, now have DeSantis Derangement Syndrome instead, it’s really sad to see that become their whole personality.”
by Thinkforyourselfresistbigtech September 6, 2021
Get the DeSantis Derangement Syndrome mug.(TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary Clinton.
supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome
supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome
by Sexydimma December 21, 2019
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