crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 09, 2003

Lady Decking

When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.

Richard: Where have you been?

Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!

by OOOOKE August 02, 2009

deck you

To bash someone or beat up someone/make someone piss

I’ll deck you

by Loollllll November 23, 2020

Parking Deck

A form of quintuplesome in which all members of the party stack on top of each other. There is involvement of toy cars into bodily orifices.

That Parking Deck was real fun last night, so many people drove in.

by Condomant May 24, 2023

deck hardener

A type of protective layer for your deck!

Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck

by Alpacamon9000 May 26, 2017

teck deck

a phrase you scream in class randomly to confuse everyone

teck deck!

by liltreestand November 11, 2020

Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 13, 2019