David

he is a very annoying person who wants to get in a fight for literally no reason >:(

Annoying David took a picture of me

by NotToucan March 3, 2022

David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child

Fuck you david

by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022

David

Cool ass nigga with a big dick

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick

by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021

David

A cool guy who is skeptical of nonsense

Listen to David. He knows that all of this is nonsense. Stop wasting your time

by Switters1 November 24, 2021

David

Literally a god. Everyone loves to be around him. Can't disagree, he's a ladies man, although he may be smiling around with anime waifus. Very flattering. Happiness walks in when he talks to you. Amazing friend to anyone. May be socially awkward, but an idiot with friends. The best boyfriend/husband material any girl could ask for. He's respectful to women and respectful to all people who deserve it. His smile can cure your depression /j. Reliable, cute, ugh there's literally no words to describe him about how amazing he is

I'm getting all red now

Don't lose your Davids, they're as valuable as money <3

"I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH 💛"
"David is the best thing that has happened to me"
"I can always rely on David"

by Mage_101 June 28, 2021

David

a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication

Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"

by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010

David

Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.

David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.

David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?

by IdekMann January 26, 2014