David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 06, 2021
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 01, 2020
by Aron Dahead May 07, 2019
David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.
by Dav012 July 26, 2019
David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.
David and Jordan
by Y’roue mama November 04, 2020
Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010