David 

Acts sped but is smart

That’ David humping the swing and calculating how tall it is

David by erix123 January 18, 2020

David 

David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.

I'm all in my head David-ing, dreaming of him and wishing he were here.

David by DaijaMae January 25, 2020

David 

Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.

His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.

David by felicity14 January 28, 2020

David 

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.

Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.

David by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020

David 

The man after God's own heart. Someone that's full of mistakes and repents from every sin he commited and commit new ones..

A king, a mighty warrior. A man that takes what he wants no matter what.

To survive in this present time, you have to become a David..

David by Garus February 4, 2020

David 

a guy that fucks anime bitches while playing fortnite

i was a david lastnight

David by thereal21savageak February 13, 2020

David 

A annoying kid who try's to get attention And plays video games and is lazy

David is stupid

David by Chaoztv_ March 6, 2020