David

Cool ass nigga with a big dick

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick

by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021

David

A god amongst men

Look at David over there

by ~Davethagodd April 9, 2020

David

David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.

David and Jordan

by Y’roue mama November 4, 2020

David

David is an amazing person he is talent loving and cute

That guy is so cute i wonder if his name is David

by Onllllll May 5, 2019

David

a crack head that needs help now call the popo!!!

DaViD GeT SoMe HeLp.

by lullllllllu October 11, 2019

David

a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication

Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"

by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010

David

Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.

David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.

David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?

by IdekMann January 26, 2014