Data Gobbler

Someone who consumes data in a compulsive and insane way.

We set up a BI program only to satisfy a few data gobblers!

by Halevi March 9, 2022

Data Center Backlash

Yeah you didn't do the dedicated nuclear power source initially so you gotta do the immersion cooling. I said that initially! Not the immersion cooling thing but the dedicated power source. I mean, what were you even thinking? I said explicitly that it would pull power from the fucking city if it didn't have it's own dedicate power source! You don't listen!

Hym "And look what's happening now. There is this huge AI data center backlash. You don't care because you're a fucking solipsist and those people aren't even real to you. If inventing the AI you're stealing isn't enough that I don't know what would be. How many problems would you have not had if you had listened to me since I've been here? All of you. How many problems would you NOT have? I mean you managed not to go out and stab a senator but really that is the bare minimum of not listening when you shouldn't. But NOT LISTENING WHEN YOU SHOULD is what's happening here and the data center backlash is evidence of that. You CLEARLY cannot tell the difference. You used your own dumb brain INSTEAD OF THE AI CREATING GENIUS BRAIN YOU ARE STEALING and look what happened! We can all just choke on some fucking methane I guess. We can all just fucking DIE! THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL PLAN!"

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Customer Data

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.

- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data

by Rathmagar March 11, 2020

Talk Data to me

An invitation for companies to explore their business data, and embark on a data journey through analytics and visualization. A feeling of excitement and arousal is achieved when companies talk about their data, see their data, tell their data stories, and make informed decisions based on these unified monitoring data dashboards.

I love it when my bosses talk Data to me, it really gets my analytic juices flowing.

by OQLIS February 3, 2023

Open Data

Picture a digital treasure trove of Earth's info, up for grabs! No need for special invites or elite memberships; it's a total open book. Satellites orbiting overhead capture epic snapshots and data, and guess what? You get full access, no strings attached.

"My grandma just texted me that SkyFi now has Open Data. How does she even know that?"

by Human of Earth July 26, 2023

Data Dogged

To backout last minute.

My new employer data Dogged me 2 weeks before my joining date.

by potter_is_not_my_name November 4, 2022

take that for data

To not have pedegree over coach pop.

i want ice cream, my mom is not gon' rook us!! Take that for DATA! *slams table*

by Coach pop April 26, 2017