Dyslexified

The past tense of the act of mixing up letters, words, or numbers.

I told Craonile that I was only half wrong ...Oops I meant Caroline, I must have dyslexified her name.

by Hotstuffprodigenious March 31, 2017

Distextia

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.

A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"

by LonePollux October 23, 2017

disalexia

someone who has dislexia and is named alexia. Commonly used as a finsta name. Disalexia typically has a strong Massachusetts accent and says many words wrong. Disalexia is one of a kind and a great source of entertainment at any time of day. Everyone loves disalexia

Disalexia thinks that the garaRge is full of pEllows

by jillianp358 October 24, 2017

dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.

I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.

by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017

dyslexic breasts

A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.

by veganeater December 10, 2017

Dyslexiana

Where a person and or group of people cannot speed or remember the race of their own type

*is actually white, and has dyslexiana* “I’m black”

by Queen.Sangla January 14, 2018

dyslexinate

Get your head out the book and think about it.
When you don't have the manual just dyslexinate.

Are research was stagnating are progress, so we dyslexinated and came up with something relay original.

by Tim Grocutt. January 29, 2018