danish destroyer

When you analy insert a cheese Danish into a woman and then put your dick in

Fuck you I hit your mom with a Danish destroyer last night fuck your whole fuckin life bud

by Chief greif June 4, 2019

Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

Danish

The act of fornicating wherein both parties are wearing waffle-knit robes and Glerups slippers

"Let's slip away for a quick danish."

"Wow, we're dressed for a danish this morning."

by Bubblybrown January 27, 2021

Going for a Danish

Masturbation. An expression widely used in Scandinavian countries, though translated into the local language. For example: går till en Danska (Sweden), går til en Dansk (Norway), menee tanskaksi (Finland).

Alone in his flat, Erik streamed Debbie Does Dallas and found himself going for a Danish.

by riggbeck September 2, 2018

danish

sexy biceps
an indian man that will fuck your bitch 2wice
tt rizz god (proven)
squats more than your #1 beanie

danish is a goat frfr

by amziinoo September 29, 2022

Danish-Kringle

The act of pulling on a ballsack while the man ejaculates. Originating in Denmark.

We ended with a hot, sexy Danish-Kringle.

by Larry Stephen’s October 19, 2022

Danish Roll

Noun; 1. the fat roll that hangs over female tourists' too-small tube tops. Usually seen above the Muffin Top and Moose Knuckle resulting from her too-tight short shorts.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.

1: "Wow, the extra small tube top on that mother of three is giving her such a huge Danish Roll, I think her kids could use it as a pillow."
2: "Hey girl, be careful where you swing that Danish Roll. You might knock somebody over."
3: "Dude, I'm starving, but can't get too full because I'm skydiving later. You up for a Danish Roll?"

by Breacula July 31, 2011