Damage Controlman

1. Responsible for maintaing repair lockers, training ships crew in all aspects of damage control.
2. Worthless ass-hats that do nothing but eat chips, drink soda, and play spades.
3. One who pawns his work and resposibitlies on to another.
4. Has the intellegince of a dingleberry.

Hey, werent you supposed to perform open heart surgery this afternoon?
Ya, I had the intern do it for me.
Dude, your such a DCman.

Have you seen my baseball?

Damn, your house looks like shit. Didnt you hire a housekeeper?
Ya, turns out she was a damage controlman.

by spanky mcbignutz December 1, 2005

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DAMAGE!!

An interjection used when you are tempted to say "damnit" but realize it is possibly not the right time due to the people within earshot.

Dude 1: *dies on Halo* DAM-
Little Girl- *walks in*
Dude 1:-age. Yeah that's right I said damage!!

by CrescentSunGoddess February 24, 2009

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Hail Damage

Excessive cellulite usually located in the assand thighs

Ya, she's cute, too bad about the hail damage though.

by Inca Hoots August 22, 2008

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damaged goods

a white girl who loses their virginity to a black , paki or druggie.

that girl is damaged goods being with that cokehead i bet she lost her v 2 him aswell.

by Adam Cornish February 10, 2007

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brain damage manwich

When a girl willingly lays down on her back while the dude sticks his ass cheeks on her face (facing her feet), and then titty fucks her from above. In this process the girl usually experiences a massive headache because the rough riding.

I broke Candy's nose after giving her a brain damage manwich.

by candy isanhower November 14, 2007

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